Its about making memories worth repressing
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
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she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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