that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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