I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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