Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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