what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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