It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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