there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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