I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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