I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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