just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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