"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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