8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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