Those balls look pretty dangerous.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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