I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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