Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
