The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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