bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
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just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
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