Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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