he shaved USA in his pubs
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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