Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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