I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
My dad is sitting where you rode me
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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