it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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