Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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