dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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