Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Come share oat with me in your robe
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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