Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Porn is love you can see.
I want to make a zoo with you.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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