Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm both gender and math confused
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