took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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