Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
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I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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