google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
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Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
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We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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