i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Ikea night.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
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Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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