i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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