But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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