I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
It's blow job season.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?