Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
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Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
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Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.