i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends