why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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