yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Randomize
