I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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