How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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