Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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