whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize