dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
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i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
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I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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