I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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