Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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