we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
You took a bar mat shot.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
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I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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