naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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