I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
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seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
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