I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Even the bartender felt bad for me
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.