I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.