I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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