I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
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apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
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Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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