we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
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Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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