i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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