I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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