Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
the liver wants what the liver wants
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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