Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
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My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
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I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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