she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
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You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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